okay so. i know this happens like every ten minutes but i'm bored. i am boring bored. which means because i'm bored, i'm also boring. this sucks. i don't wanna be boring. i wanna be fresh and exciting and keep you uplifted. not really. anyway, it fully sucks because i got back from boston recently (amazing experience blah blah) and i come home and there's like totally no room in the apartment anymore because apparently sterling and pinkston both screwed things up so it's like they threw the apartment in a giant dryer and it shrunk or something but anyway. i hate it when space gets all shrinky and small like that because then tensions are high. but pinkston's been pretty busy lately anyway so at least when he's out the apartment seems a bit bigger.

omg i don't even know what i'm trying to say anymore. i need to get out and do something. i feel lazy. like as soon as i come back all i do is eat and play video games. i feel like such a total sixteen year old.

anyway okay i guess this is kind of a roundabout way of me asking someone to entertain me? no offense sterling but well i see enough of you anyway. need to branch out a little.

( Knight )

today, pinkston forced me to watch teenage mutant ninja turtles, the movie. the one that came out a couple of years ago i guess? and when i say forced, i mean forced. i mean, we already went to see it in the movies when it came out, so i didn't really see the need to watch it again. i guess it was cool and everything and i know pinkston is gonna like, come into my room and punch me to death within an inch of my life but it's just my simple little opinion. when i saw it in the movies it actually seemed kinda cool at the time, but then you put it on a tv screen and no matter how big pinkston's screen is, it just doesn't make it seem any more awesome.

what a waste of a morning.

( private )

( sprizzle )

omg so tonight i had a huge eats at panera to celebrate THE LAKERS TAKING IT ALL HOME, BABY.

i just

i'm just so happy i could cry

i did cry.

i don't know what else i can possibly update with

also, internet bullying via twitter? wow, get a life, would you?

AND HEY HEY i'm going to be filming in boston soon for a new brendan fraser movie. i'm gonna ask him if he can slay some mummies or w/e for me.

( private )

i love panera. i love going to panera and trying everything on the menu. i love going to panera before a lakers game and getting a supply of anything i want and then hitting up devon's to catch the action on his screen. what i don't love is going to panera and finding out that the voucher someone sent me hasn't been activated so not only do i look like a thief, but a dick.

ryan, i'm waxing all of your leg hair off in your sleep. i hate you and if i didn't love your tv i would drive a hammer through the middle of the screen. i really hate you.

if the lakers lose this is going to be the worst damn day of my entire life

i wasn't going to do this, but i feel all left out and gross because i haven't caught the care what you think about me disease sooner. you know how you do.

I'M BACK!!!!!!

i really have nothing other to say other than HOW GLAD I AM TO BE HOME and that it's a cause of celebration and there will be a party at mine and knight's apartment and at risk of sounding like a total gaylord - we're gonna party like it's 1999.

anyone is invited, i guess. unless you think that either sterling and i really dislike you then maybe it would just be awkward if you came. i'm actually serious. i'm done with drama, man.

the party will be some time during the week/towards the end of the week so i'll keep you posted whatever whatever blah.

also regarding fans: would you ever shoot one in the face if you had the chance, no court would convict you and they were being a total pain in the ass.
my answer, yes, i would. on a really bad day if i had no repercussions from it, i would shoot a fan in the face.

i could say a lot of things in this entry. i could be upwardly front about everything, like some people never seem to have a problem to be but that, for the most part isn't me. i could go on about how you probably think crap about me that i don't want you to, but that isn't me.

so i'm going to tell you all to listen to ben harper tonight, just for the sake of listening to ben harper. he's all i'm listening to right now.

counting down the days until i'm home.

( private )

it's funny, cause like, when you aren't doing anything with any particular day of your life you kinda desperately wish you were doing something so you weren't just sitting around going to panera or taking a walk or whatever. but now that i'm extremely busy, i'm so busy it's like i'm bored. like i dunno you kind of wish to have some time back to yourself. a lot of time so you can easily just sit down and do nothing in your boxers all day without having to worry about where you have to be or call times.

it's pretty cool, though, because i was doing this stunt where i had to climb over a wall and you know how it goes. pulled my groin. like of all the things i could do while filming a movie, i pulled my groin. and then chels had the AUDACITY to ask if the older women i was working with had a hand in pulling my GROIN. not the case, people. i guess i can't complain, though because i had some of my best friends fly to aspen for me but they're gone now so i'm going to keep on complaining.

i miss la :(

( private )

jesus, sorry i haven't really spoken to any of you in thirty years or whatever. for the first time in months (or maybe a month, i'm a little too unsure) i've been rushed off my feet busy. last week i touched down in aspen to film a movie called cougar hunting and ever since omg i don't think i've had a decent break in between filming and partying being a nice sociable boy. i'll tell you what, though, for all the busy-ness i've had i wouldn't trade up the view from my room at all.

aight, i have to run. mom's calling to make sure i haven't fallen off a ski lift and broken my leg or something. actually is it too soon for ski related jokes? i have no idea. i'm sorry if it is.

i have nothing really to update on other than that half of oceanup's readers hate me/misinterpret anything i say. so i'm going to be really original and go with one of these writer's block whatsits.

If you were in trouble or ran afoul of the law, which fictional detective or investigator—from tv, movies, or books—would you want to help you?


i would want robert downey jr. sherlock holmes to detective my way out of trouble for me. i don't know anything about this movie other than that he's in it and if it's rdj it's gotta be good.

i'm gonna go for a drive.

( private )

so i guess i like got my hype on for no reason about hsm4, because you know, not gonna happen. and i mean i wouldn't mind so much if i don't know, they didn't already kind of tell us there was a good chance it was going to happen for us. when REALLY there wasn't. but whatever you know, it's gonna be sooo different the way they have it planned and camp rock 2 might actually have a chance.

yeah i went there.

i'm going to go make a sandwich.

( private )

( private )
( sprizzle )
( chelsea )

i lost out to the part in in the motherhood to ryan and surprisingly, i'm okay with that.

Tonight, my friends, I live as a free man with my free man food and my free man television. And I totally mean free man in the sense of not living at home with my parents anymore, not in any other sense of the term. Today I spent all my time unpacking because I have this like feeling that if I don't do it now, I'll get around to doing it never and I'll be like living out of boxes for the rest of my life. Some people like to live out of suitcases and crap but I'm not really down with that.

Brb I am going to watch my free man television even though I don't really like watching television too much. It just makes it better because it's free man.

I need a room mate, this will get boring.

( SPRIZZLE )
( Jemma )
( Chels smells and Nati )
( Kevin )

OH, WHY NOT. Go for it. Create some drama, I need something to do.

i have officially decided on some kind of late, overdue new year's resolution and that is that i want to move out by the end of march. it isn't anything against my parents or stephanie (ok, maybe i want to force stephanie into being the loser who still lives at home so i have something to hold over her) but it's more for privacy. i admire my parent's rules and stuff i'd just.. rather not have to follow them anymore.

so yeah, that's it basically. it's really exciting - i know.

p.s; ash ketchum is one scary over enthusiastic dude.

( private )
( sprizzle )
( jem )

omg so i was just browsing and i saw this ad and immediately clicked on it. look, look. doesn't it look like they photoshopped that lady from desperate housewives onto it? kind of? idk, that's what i thought when i first saw it. maybe i'm just crazy.

in the motherhood starts on the 26th of march and you know, i might be in it, i might not be. you never know. you'll just have to wait and see!

( Jemma )

andrew thought it would be really cool to go out for some drinks last night. you know, thursday night - totally normal. whatever, i completely went along with it because i hadn't made any other plans and i didn't really want to play uno with stephanie like the freak with nothing better to do that i was so i went out and got my drink on and it was like what the fuuuuck. first of all, because it was a thursday and i don't know what normal person goes and scopes out parties on a thursday for the heck of it, but andrew isn't really normal? so whatever goes, and secondly i don't really even enjoy getting drunk a lot of the time.

and then like, today i felt really sick and i don't think i'm gonna get drunk again any time soon because it's bad enough that i can't spell let alone like.. not being able to spell with a hangover.

i hate andrew, is the moral of this story.

Happynewyear hopeyouhad agreatone.

( Private )
( Dylan )
( Jemma )

I'm in such a good mood right now. The good mood meter is off the charts. I really don't think I've ever been in such a crazzzzzzzily good mood before. And I'm not even drunk, even though Andrew invited me to a night of getting totally trashed, I had to decline. Oh my god, so. My mom bought me a new iPod, even though there was totally nothing wrong with my old iPod other than that it was a bit behind the times, and it's the new-ish Nano one because I don't like the big ones. I have a big one, but I secretly use the little one more because it's easier to fit in my pockets and wherever. My grandmom bought me a towel, which was fantastic. Someone at the store told her that kids appreciated beach towels and towels and shit, and she thought that'd work perfect for her eighteen year old grandson and wrapped a towel up for me. I thought it was going to be a bulky shirt, but it wasn't.

Anyway, I can see that people had a great day so I'm happy for all of you and that and yadiyada. Now we just have to look forward to the new year!

( Chelsea )
( Jemmarr )
( Private )